I’ve decided I’m going to compile a preliminary list of the things I will have when I’m rich.

1. A huge piece of land on the Tuscan countryside.
2. A mansion (of my design) which will be used as a private school for poor kids during the school year, and will house a summer academic program which I will host while I am present. Only the best tutors will be available for these.
3. Another house (of my design) on this property (but far enough away so as to not be bothered by students) which will serve my parents as a retirement home, or a summer home should they choose to retire and stay in the states. If this is the case, then I will design and build a house in the place of their choosing. They will still have the house on my Tuscan property available to them. They will also be able to go there whenever they feel like it at no cost of their own.
4. Rights to property in several different countries where I can establish fields for work and communities for the workers. In this way, I will provide homes for those in need, give them work, and allow them to participate in business that I will regulate.
5. Personal attendants for both of my parents should they find themselves in the midst of need at any moment, and the power to easily pull my entire family together into my Tuscan home for a family reunion at no expense to anyone other than myself.
6. A lake.
7. Stables and horses.
8. A motorcycle or two.
9. Access to the world’s great historical sites and various religious temples around the world.
10. Orphanages in countries with children in need, and the ability to send teachers to them so that kids can get an education.
11. A hover craft capable of traversing the sea.

These are just a few of the things I’ve contemplated. I’m watching Bizarre Foods on the Travel Channel.